looking for a place to live asap in greeley, colorado. any advice? under 1k a month preferably. 


cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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panic at the disco is the most broken band i’ve ever loved like i didn’t sign up for this

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