seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via shes-lost-her-mind)

carryonwaywardsoldier:

how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces

(via p0pfuckingpunk)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via lubricates)

ryan-the-mad-king-haywood:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

(via bankof-murica)

Anonymous: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad 

olivegarden:

    9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
    10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
    11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
    12am: "I'm going to bed now."
    1am: "I'm going to bed now."
    2am: "I'm going to bed now."
    3am: "FUCK."
    4am: "FUCK."
    5am: "OKAY."

tinalikesbutts:

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

I hate everyone on this site

(via oddfuture-hooligan)

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